forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

デュエル! !

i have BelievexBelieve stuck in my head help

at least i don’t think that’s what i meant

i don’t knoooooo *sobs*

i’m ruined. now the only thing i’ll be remembered for in this chat is that I’d let Black Mist have his way with me and that I would eat Astral in a muffin *cries* that’s not what I meeeeeeeant

noooo omg where did this conversation just go i’m such trash *embarrassed*

princess-euphie:

I haven’t draw anything digitally in over several years and the first thing I draw is butts.

And it’s all thanks to tastes-like-ciel for requesting in a skype chat an “Angry Butt” and an “Inconvenienced Butt”.

So here are the butts.

Please forgive my shitty toilet.


taskscape:

zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

Go up to them

Press A

Gamer sex tip #30

asaridancer:

While you and your partner are getting it on, begin crying. Continue crying until they stop and turn on a light. Once they’ve done that, let out a shrill scream and incapacitate your partner. They’ve startled the witch.